ParticularRough6225 1 mon.agoWhy do the British pronounce it "bo'ole o' wa'ar"?Because we tossed the T in the ocean.
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None, they just wait and expect the white people to do it for them
Hard dogs and police officers
An erection and 10 places to put it.
-the German pedophile
Neither did she!
into an oven, I'm hungry!!
They can’t find the 11 on the phone!
Photoshop - if you're good at it.
The guy with the hydraulic press would kill the baby for free, and he'll do ones that have already been born. He makes a lot of money, everybody loves watching a the compressed fetus goo squeezed out of the dead woman's vagina. The pro-choice finally did admit that abortion was murder, so we are now just the pro-murder movement. We love watching people be murdered by the hydraulic press.
They were having a pillow fight.
I really did not see that coming in "The Empire Strikes Back."
When they get the final solution.
Wongthink
At 69 they blow a rod.
The abortion was planned.
Batman and Batmen
She prefers being called big-boned.
LGBBQ
Because that’s shoplifting
Neither did she
They rearranged the furniture.
I don't care if she has either
It was for impersonating an officer
The bartender says "what will it be officer?"
i had no idea what i was doing, but dad was sure keen to show me
While kids in foreign countries bring their MP3 players to school, we bring our MP5s! ​ EDIT: We now bring MP7s. EDIT #2: We now bring MP9s! Holy shit, we really upgraded quickly! EDIT #3: Well shit, it's lockdown... hope we get an MP11 sooner or later!
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More like third reich feminism
Doctor-Whats wrong? Me-I love to help blind and mute people, I think I'm insane!! Doctor-How is that bad?? Me- I mean the adjective
Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke.
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